Dear You Sexy Reader You,
Ooooooh
baby, you’ve had a looooooong day. And
we’re gonna help you forget all about that day. We’re gonna hand you a glass of
wine, take off that outfit you’re wearing, and put you in a real hot
bubblebath. And when your body is warm and relaxed we’re gonna give you a
gooooooood….BOOK.
This audiobook! The first-ever,
really,
this-is-kind-of-a-big-deal-you-probably-don’t-want-to-late-to-this-party
Audiobook Musical for Adults! You’ve heard audiobooks, you’ve heard musicals,
and you’ve seen or read enough general everything in life to belly-laugh at
every hilarious romance trope and archetype parodied in this “musical
masterpiece of romance and romance parody” (Thanks Pacific Book Review,
love you long time).
Join
schmillioniare Trystan Lay as he searches for meaning in a world where not even
the most hot-blooded supermodels can keep him warm at night, and his NASA trips
around the moon are giving him the blues. Bear with us as we try to relate to
bleeding heart good girl Raleigh Jackson, who has always been teased for
looking so ‘stunning’ as she battles her medical diagnosis of Chronic
Clumsiness to snag a job as Trystan’s fake girlfriend for what’s sure to be a
life-changing 6 weeks. Frequently forget that the character of Raleigh’s
best friend Kim is even in this story, as she strives for basic recognition of
her existence between giving obligatory pep talks at the girls’ favorite coffee
shop, ‘The Naughty Biscotti.’
You’ve been
a good (or bad, whichever tickles your pickle) little reader and we know you
deserve a quick and funny break to your rigorous schedule of always reading the
right thing. Throw caution and learning
useful stuff to the wind for 2 hours and 37 minutes while we delight your
funny-bone and tingly down-there senses with Lustily Ever After: The
Audiobook Musical.
Steamily yours,
The Lustily Ever After Crew
About the Author
Stephanie
Bentley is the creator and composer of Lustily Ever
After: The Audiobook Musical, a funny, sexy love story inspired by romantic
fiction and ’90s pop music. Stephanie is a musical theater/musical improv
comedy performer and audiobook narrator with experience acting in television
and film. She studied improv at Upright Citizens Brigade and has performed all
over Los Angeles and New York.
Stephanie and
her cast are available for live performances of pieces from the book.
Listen to a
sample of the audiobook here: https://www.lustilyeverafter.com.
About the Book:
Combining a titillating collection of romance
tropes, LUSTILY EVER AFTER: THE AUDIOBOOK MUSICAL, created and composed
by Stephanie Bentley, and performed by a multitalented musical
When sassy Raleigh Jackson interviews for a
six-week contract to be the fake girlfriend of Trystan Lay—schmillioniare playboy,
politician, ex-Navy Seal, songwriter/astronaut, and “the world’s most perfect
human”—she knows the outcome will change her life.
A student/waitress/intern living with her
obligatory best friend, Kim, Raleigh overcomes her medical condition—chronic
clumsiness—and snags the job, thus beginning a whirlwind of extravagant travel
and glitzy events.
LUSTILY EVER AFTER: THE AUDIOBOOK MUSICAL covers the span of romance novel clichés
from the brooding playboy to the fake romance with sprinkles of paranormal love.
The story is sultry, silly, snarky—and hilarious. Chapter titles are sung in
harmonies invoking the R&B group En Vogue. The characters voice their own
dialogue and routinely burst into song, as they fumble through pillow talk, and
relive steamy memories in songs such as “Talkin’ Dirty” and “50 Shades of Lay.”
The creator’s inspiration for LUSTILY EVER
AFTER: THE AUDIOBOOK MUSICAL came from her unusual day job. “I’m a romance
audiobook narrator by day and a musical theater performer by night. Every day in
the booth, I giggle at the same tropes coming up again and again. Then these
song lyrics just started coming to me, “The models in my bed don’t keep me
warm at night,” for example. I started writing and pretty soon, the whole
musical just came tumbling out!”
LUSTILY EVER
AFTER: THE AUDIOBOOK MUSICAL has an e-book companion containing the story and all of the lyrics, and
there may be plans for a sequel: “I thought we had hit most of the tropes, but
now I realize we may have only just begun,” Stephanie says.
Book Info:
Audiobook, $6.95; 2 hours 37 minutes; ISBN: 978-1089023753
E-book, $2.99; 104 pages
Publication date: August 2019
Published by Stephanie Bentley
★★★★★ORDER YOUR COPY★★★★★
Amazon → https://amzn.to/2VA47Fw
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